OJ Simpson on Harry Potter
"If I read it, here’s what happened."
Simpson, still denying that he’d ever read the popular Harry Potter
children’s books, published a hypothetical synopsis of the series
yesterday to much controversy.
The book adheres closely to the
plot of the story. “Molly Weasel called Belatrix a bitch, then killed
her! Gosh golly!” writes Simpson in his trademark style. more »
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